Monday, October 22, 2007

Chapter 60

Mind Boggling
By Njeri Mucheru-Oyatta

Chapter 60

How important is sex to you? Think about it. Do you know the difference between good sex and bad sex? These are questions I asked myself the other day when I was thinking about sex.

The difference between good sex and bad sex has nothing to do with what you feel when having the sex. It has everything to do with what you feel AFTER you have had the sex!

Good sex leaves you without any question that the decision to have the sex was a good one.

Bad sex leaves you with very many questions about whether the decision to have the sex was a good one and the answers to those questions tell you that it was a bad decision.

I am an advocate for good sex. I will not have sex unless I am sure that the decision to have it is a good one. These are my rules on having good sex.

1. NEVER FORGET that SEX CAN KILL!! Sex with a stranger or the wrong partner can never be good sex. It may feel good when doing it but what matters is how you feel afterwards.

2. Although sex can kill, it can also GIVE LIFE. Unwanted pregnancies are the result of bad sex.

3. Good sex requires you to THINK DEEPLY about what you are doing BEFORE you do it, not after! Deciding whether or not to have sex is not a gambling game. Irresponsibility must never feature when you are thinking of engaging in an activity that can kill and/or give life.

4. Sex is not like hunger or thirst. Hunger and thirst should be satisfied on a daily basis. Satisfying hunger and thirst will keep you alive and not satisfying them will kill you. The need for sex does not have to be satisfied on a daily basis and more importantly, not having sex, CANNOT KILL YOU AND CANNOT GIVE LIFE.

5. Even with the right partner, the chances of having good sex are directly proportional to the time you have to WAIT for it. The longer you wait, the more likely you are to have good sex. If there is no chance of having sex, then waiting does not come into the equation.

6. BAD SEX is DANGEROUS. After having bad sex, the shame of it will make you do it again as you try to avoid thinking about the dire consequences of the bad decision you made and try to justify to yourself that what you did was not bad. Promiscuity is a vicious cycle. Avoid it as a matter of life and death.

7. Good sex will only happen with the RIGHT PARTNER i.e. someone with whom you feel safe and secure. Safe from an untimely death and secure in the possibility that life may result from having sex with that person.

8. GOOD SEX is NOT DANGEROUS. After having good sex, you cannot regret it, the goodness of it makes you a better person and it is good for your health.

9. The effect of sex, good or bad, is CONTAGIOUS. Good sex makes you an attractive person while bad sex can turn you and those you are having it with, into very repulsive creatures.

10. An advocate for good sex is a BROTHER’S KEEPER. S/he will take reasonable care for the safety and security of his/her partner.

11. Good sex can occur in a wide VARIETY of ways. There is as much variety of good sex to satisfy your appetite as there is a variety of foods. You need not have sex before marriage to determine whether you are choosing the right partner. And once you have found the right partner, take the time to experiment and find out which variety of ways are good for you.

12. Good sex requires GOOD TIMING. Good timing is when you and your partner are both in the mood for sex. Do not insist on sex if your partner is not in the mood for it.

13. Good sex is a matter of GIVE AND TAKE. If your partner is not enjoying the sex, neither will you.

14. Good sex results in faithfulness. If you give good sex, your partner won’t need to go anywhere else to get it. If you get good sex, neither will you.

AND FINALLY

15. Good sex is FOOD FOR THE SOUL. It is a blessed thing. It gives you a taste of what it’s like to be in Heaven, united with God. It cannot be achieved alone or in a group. Electrical currents must flow when having good sex and electricity requires a positive and negative charge. Two positives and two negatives will get you nowhere.



1 comment:

BENJAMIN MUINDI said...

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